What movies have not aged well?

You Only Live Twice

Diamonds Are Forever

-All the bad guys are black.

How do I know if I am a bitch? I try to be a nice person but people often jokingly call me a bitch. My family calls me a bitch sometimes too.

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

What is one fantasy you have never told anyone about but really want to do?

Moonraker

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

Is it true that all men want a woman who looks like an Instagram “model”?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

Octopussy

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Have you ever gone to a porn theater with your wife?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Dr No

Were you ever in love with your teacher?

A View to a Kill

Goldfinger

-”She is very sexyful!”

How do I stop my 12-year-old daughter from crying herself to sleep? I have punished her and she still does it.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Why do I sweat so much after applying moisture or sun screen on my face? I have normal skin.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

How long can a marriage survive after a long-term affair?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Ah so!”

Which is the worst Bollywood movie you have ever seen and why?

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

How can a man clean his Soul?

Live and Let Die

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

From Russia With Love

What is the Abu Shusha massacre in Palestine?

-J W Pepper

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

How can you tell if someone is cunning?